I'm 22. I live in England (with a lovely *ahem* Northern accent). I'm fictionalcharactersexual but also in a relationship with my bed and food. It works.
Slightly extremely obsessed with Sherlock, Doctor Who, Lost, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Scrubs, House, Top Gear, a lot of comedy (basically all the "British" ones) and whatever else ends up on my tumblr!
Love Ten and Donna!
best post ever.
I’m not even into Dr. Who and this just kept getting better and better!
I remember this was the first time I completely lost my shit watching Doctor Who. When the bad guy just asks “Are we interrupting?” I just burst into tears laughing.
There’s A Cardboard Cutout Of David Cameron On Amazon And The Reviews Are Exactly What You’d Expect.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
favourite person in the world.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
How to properly roll a square.
Man, that’s satisfying.
Magnetic putty eating a piece of metal.