I don't have friends.


This heart is where you truly live

 

I'm 22. I live in England (with a lovely *ahem* Northern accent). I'm fictionalcharactersexual but also in a relationship with my bed and food. It works.

 

Slightly extremely obsessed with Sherlock, Doctor Who, Lost, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Scrubs, House, Top Gear, a lot of comedy (basically all the "British" ones) and whatever else ends up on my tumblr!


me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

I consider myself a pretty brave person and not scared of many things.

That all changes at night-time when I am home alone and my imagination runs wild.

*watches TV and eats chocolate at 3am because sleeping is scary*

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

Not to mention seatbelts. 

(Source: tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja, via ashocksherlock)

supertrout95:

"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"

image

(via therapyfortravesty)

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

(via ap-afrnas)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon secretly getting in your bed and cuddling with you while you’re sleeping.

(via the-evil-stud-muffin)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via newmexicorain)

cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

oh

cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

oh

(via a-mediocre-at-best-gatsby)

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

(via alostbluebox)

electrikmoonlight:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

this is from playboy? lolwhat

electrikmoonlight:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

this is from playboy? lolwhat