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This heart is where you truly live

 

I'm 22. I live in England (with a lovely *ahem* Northern accent). I'm fictionalcharactersexual but also in a relationship with my bed and food. It works.

 

Slightly extremely obsessed with Sherlock, Doctor Who, Lost, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Scrubs, House, Top Gear, a lot of comedy (basically all the "British" ones) and whatever else ends up on my tumblr!


kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via j-moriarty)

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

(Source: deerwoof, via gotyourtowel)

rosiesays:

Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.

Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.

Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.

(Source: regular-snowflake, via radicalfeministbitch)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via therapyfortravesty)

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via therapyfortravesty)

rae-rose:

rad-and-broke:

campdracula5eva:

youbestnotmiss:

smitethepatriarchy:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

More power to you all because I can barely lift my five year old nephew without hating myself ten minutes later….

And I think my 9 month old niece is heavy after carrying her for 5 minutes…

rae-rose:

rad-and-broke:

campdracula5eva:

youbestnotmiss:

smitethepatriarchy:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.

It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

More power to you all because I can barely lift my five year old nephew without hating myself ten minutes later….

And I think my 9 month old niece is heavy after carrying her for 5 minutes…

(via dearheart17)

pottah-who-lockian:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

young-and-in-utero:

shavingryansprivates:

you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8

what’s worse is that when you get to 7% it says, “Plug in your PC now.”

Windows 8: Sassy Edition

can’t wait for Windows 9

pottah-who-lockian:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

young-and-in-utero:

shavingryansprivates:

you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8

what’s worse is that when you get to 7% it says, “Plug in your PC now.”

Windows 8: Sassy Edition

can’t wait for Windows 9

pottah-who-lockian:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

young-and-in-utero:

shavingryansprivates:

you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8

what’s worse is that when you get to 7% it says, “Plug in your PC now.”

Windows 8: Sassy Edition

can’t wait for Windows 9

pottah-who-lockian:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

young-and-in-utero:

shavingryansprivates:

you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8

what’s worse is that when you get to 7% it says, “Plug in your PC now.”

Windows 8: Sassy Edition

can’t wait for Windows 9

(via joetheblogger)

doyoueverfeelfeels:

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

YES

doyoueverfeelfeels:

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

YES

(Source: primegifs, via blissfulrumination)

spatulaland:

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

DDR just got more intense!

(Source: videohall, via teacupnightmares)

sourcedumal:

batched:

screwthisimrecovering:

I HEARD RUMORS THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON IN THE THINSPO TAG, SO I DECIDED TO CHECK IT OUT AND

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LOOK AT THIS. NO MORE TINY-ASS STRIP AT THE TOP OF THE RESULTS. NO SIR, THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN MISS THIS. AN ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE DEDICATED TO TRYING TO GET PEOPLE HELP.

STAFF IS DONEWITH THIS PRO-ANA BULLSHIT.

WAY TO GO STAFF. WAY TO FUCKING GO!

Same comes up when you search for “suicide”. 4 for you, tumblr!!

THANK GOD!

(via thequeenofhighgarden)

tygridia:

hi-from-me:

fauxgingerwithasoul:

MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.

SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.

I’m sure at least for 20 years we will continue to find minor details like this about Harry Potter series

Guys, you just made my day… I’m going to laugh for a whole week thanks

(via mindthegapsherlock)

notelddim-nerual:

NO

May or may not have just wasted several hours watching this.

notelddim-nerual:

NO

May or may not have just wasted several hours watching this.

(Source: ralphusss, via the11thdoctor)