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I'm 22. I live in England (with a lovely *ahem* Northern accent). I'm fictionalcharactersexual but also in a relationship with my bed and food. It works.

 

Slightly extremely obsessed with Sherlock, Doctor Who, Lost, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Scrubs, House, Top Gear, a lot of comedy (basically all the "British" ones) and whatever else ends up on my tumblr!


acciomychildhood:

Favorite (missing) book quotes

     Hermione sassing the Minister of Magic (Deathly Hallows, p. 105)

(via ap-afrnas)

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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(Source: weirdnessisgood, via the-doctors-consulting-detective)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via pisspotholmes)

comingupforblair:

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

Mitch Hedberg said it best

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nothin-left-to-hide:

Award-winning artist Katharine Morling creates whimsical and often outlandish sculpture from porcelain and ceramics. Instead of simply making the pieces and leaving them in their ceramic form, the added touch of black in certain spots creates an illusive effect, making the everyday objects look like drawings in real life.

(Source: mayahan, via ofpotterandwho)